Wednesday, March 15, 2006

Top 10 Reasons CJ Mahaney Should Love the Missouri Valley Conference

Missouri...
10. The good people of St. Louis gave up the Browns for Baltimore (now known as the Orioles).
9. Kansas City has great BBQ, and I'll bet CJ likes BBQ.
8. All old people love Branson!

Valley...
7. The good folks from Hidden Valley Ranch have helped untold millions eat their vegetables.
6. Bunyan's Valley of Humiliation reminds me of the best modern book on humility...by none other than CJ Mahaney.
5. I'd almost become a gambling man to bet that CJ owns a leather-bound copy of The Valley of Vision.

Conference...
4. Together for the Gospel Conference
3. Sovereign Grace Leadership Conference
2. Sovereign Grace Small Group Leaders Conference

...and the #1 reason why CJ Mahaney should love the Missouri Valley Conference...
1. Matthew 5:44

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