Watch What You Say Around a 3-Year Old!

I said to my wife after supper tonight, "Do you remember that saying in school: 'I've got a booger on my finger and I can't get it off...'?" Before she could get her "Yes" out, our 3-yr. old son said with the seriousness of a world diplomat, "Well, I know how to get one off. I take my hand, like this, and I go like this!" as he shook his hand in the air.

Too much info, son.